The Queens County Farm Museum is neither a museum nor a farm. It is a combination petting zoo and place to buy overpriced produce. We did not pay 3 dollars to feed farm animals, nor did we buy an overpriced pumpkin or pay to decorate it. We did however take two trains and a bus totaling almost two hours in transit time each way to take these pictures. Enjoy!

"Yes, I'm in a box of pumpkins. Very funny."

"Are you really going to post pictures of me with a runny nose? You are? Oh."

"Sir! How much is this one? 15 Dollars? Are you high??!!??"

Leading us down the (fake) garden path.